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We’re back from holiday a day early, because today is International Blasphemy Day. This is the story.


Discussion (18)¬

  1. M27Holts says:

    I might get a t-shirt made with “Sherlock Holmes was a closet homosexual…”

  2. M27Holts says:

    Charles Robert Darwin had 10 children…poor .mrs darwin, 90 months pregnant…bet she wished she was a lesbian…

  3. Simon Maddison says:

    Wonderful

  4. Forteatwo says:

    Good one Author. So glad you are back. I know I speak for many when I say how much we missed your weekly insightful swipes at our two buddies.

  5. Jim Baerg says:

    Was Darwin’s mother visiting Lesbos when he was born?

  6. postdogerrel says:

    Blasphemy day was today? #@$!^^^it

  7. M27Holts says:

    Terrorism about 4 miles from where I live. The news isn’t blaming the ludicrous religions that are clearly the root cause of this ridiculous pointless violence…of course tis only pointless from a secular humanist point of view. The religious sponge brains see it as a holy war…on both sides…

  8. Malcolm Dodd says:

    What the *!&%$@*! is blasphemy? *!&%$@*! describes perfectly Jihad Al-Shamie.

  9. postdoggerel says:

    Malcom, my blaspheming remark exceeds yours by an ordure of magatude. For example, #@ translates, loosely, to pound ampersand, a universally accepted rebuke to the cockwombles of religious moral certitude, but your idea of raising @ to the power of ! is, as a matter of factorials, a stroke of genius. To remain germane, I would suggest that god as a lesbian is consistent with the idea of the immaculate conception, or to use the scientific term, parthenogenesis. Is the day after Blasphemy Day a Day of Reconciliation or just another day of the continuance of violence and intolerance? Extremism in defense of religion is no vice. It is a cudgel.

  10. Vanity Unfair says:

    I’m getting left behind again. When I learned printing, ages ago, pound ampersand was £&. Is it those sneaky US Americans with their light tons, devalued billions and ludicrous spelling again? They seem to be getting everywhere.

  11. Rose says:

    They only thing they managed is to offend women again. No man is a lesbian.

    (And actually, many outspoken atheist males do think that men can be women, so won’t be one bit offended by Jesus’ and Mo’s claim. Tough I rather suspect that’s the joke here.)

  12. M27Holts says:

    Well this non believing in any paraphysical being or events geezer doesn’t think by cutting off my penis and folding in my nut-sack to make a pretend vagina plus female hormones and huge false breasts that my Chromosomes suddenly transform into XX from XY…

  13. Light says:

    >No man is a lesbian.
    Not true. Many men live in Lesbos.

  14. M27Holts says:

    I could be a Lesbian trapped in an XY Phenotype? 🤔

  15. postdoggerel says:

    M27, no, you’re not. I, too, would make a tolerable lesbian, but for taking a dildo in here and there.
    Anyone who could conceive of having their thing cut off, then having their scrotum inverted into some type of invagination, all the whilst having lost their knob and shaft? No. That cannot be what a trans wants, eh?*
    *(I have cleverly adopted Canadian speech mannerisms of late. I look way too American.)
    But, yeah, no.

  16. postdoggerel says:

    And lastly, boobs on men can’t be bad, on the whole. Just in moderation.

  17. Rrr says:

    A coarse joke from AD Anno Dazumal:
    Two guys get drunk in a bar. One says: Hey, yon lady is rather hot, I’ll just buy her a whiskey.
    Not a good idea, she’s a lesbian.
    Heck, I don’t care!
    Invites her over.
    So, what part of Lesbia are you from?

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