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April 29th, 2026
A slightly scatological resurrection today, from 2006. We’ll be back with a new one next week.
A slightly scatological resurrection today, from 2006. We’ll be back with a new one next week.
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It’s nice to see that Jesus has learned something in the last 2,000 years. To steal from Nickolas Ashford and Valerie Simpson there “Ain’t no mountain high enough” from which to see all the kingdoms of the Earth at once. Can we expect a new edition or at least corrigenda for Matthew 4:viii, Mark 9:ii and Luke 4:v?
I like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABfQuZqq8wg but othere are available.
It’s highly unlikely that any of the many loon-bombs who claimed to be the son of god or a messiah or a guru in the levant 2000 or so years ago had any idea that the world was a sphere orbiting the star Sol at about 93 million miles. Thus the chimera myth man Jesus was as ignorant as any religious knob head in the dark ages …
I always get a headache when I try to think-down to religious moron levels…
VanityUnFair takes me back to my childhood, which, while excellent, I am glad to have passed some 65 years ago… And Author, this had me smirking for quite a while. Thank you….
it’s may it’s may
it’s may
it’s may
and may I say
It’s I
I say, in such dismay
to say nay, neigh!
’tis sad but true;
naught but treacle down* for you.
* a term of endearment, studded with a few kernels of truth.
Religious hatred and blood on the streets of blighty…the backwards looking religious knob heads are taking us inexorably back to dark ages….where of course the pious want us all to be….we’re fucked….
The toilet in my home faces east, but I am 21½ degrees further north than Mecca so does that not count as haram unless I sit at an angle when I take a dump?