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By: Dilige et quod vis fac

Dilige et quod vis fac — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 11:57:31 +0000

Good one, author, two thumbs up!

By: Pappy mcfae

Pappy mcfae — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:03:47 +0000

I’m loving this! A friend pointed me here. I think that Jesus and Mo should kiss at least once. Think how many knickers that would put in a twist???!!!

By: Timothy (TRiG)

Timothy (TRiG) — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 23:08:54 +0000

Definitely one of my favourites. Can’t believe I’ve not commented on this one before.

TRiG.

By: Stuart

Stuart — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 22:38:41 +0000

Satan certainly is an anagram of Santa……thus the old joke about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa

By: JohnnieCanuck

JohnnieCanuck — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 07:22:02 +0000

So who here is so versed in its history that they can explain to me why all these embarrassing parts in the Bible weren’t deleted or completely revised into respectability?

As a case in point it seems King David should be a counter example, that of a man corrupted by power, yet perversely he seems to be a protagonist, a winner and much admired then and down through the ages.

It probably isn’t obvious from the above, but I only just learned of the secretive Christian organisation calling itself The Family which is embroiled in multiple US political scandals. They justify theirs and King David’s asocial behaviour as being permitted to those chosen by God. The sign by which the chosen are identified is their power over others.

Because they have convinced themselves they are favoured by God, they grant themselves exemption from the moral standards applied to lesser mortals.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/08/a_book_to_give_us_all_nightmar.php

By: spoing

spoing — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 00:30:53 +0000

Good ol’ God-fearin’, daughter f***in’, child-pimpin’ Lot.

Ah but Mr Gronk, it was all for the good of the species. The all-merciful YHWH had just dished out his righteous justice upon Sodom and Gomorrah, from which Lot and his girls made a narrow escape … what better for a bit of stress relief than a roll in the hay with dear old dad, on the pretext of saving the human race … ?

http://www.biblestudy.org/question/was-lot-alcoholic.html

Note also that these were the very same girls Lot had earlier cheerfully offered to the Sodomites to spare his own godly butthole and those of his guests the indignities uncle Noah suffered!

” 5And they [the Sodomites] called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them. 6And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him, 7And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly. 8Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.”

By: Mr Gronk

Mr Gronk — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 23:28:29 +0000

John the Geologist: You forget that Lot managed to stay asleep while both his daughters did the unspeakable to him – must have been a teenage fad back then
(yuck).

By: spoing

spoing — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:34:48 +0000

Ah, the irony, the irony of that last panel!

And to think that this entire theology of intolerance is based on a handful of verses extracted from The Hypocrites Guide to the Galaxy.

By: Stephen Turner

Stephen Turner — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:17:19 +0000

All these references to Ham make me think of Ken Ham. Stop it!
(He’s the director of the Creation “Museum” and of “Answers” in Genesis.)

Re: Get thee behind me, Satan. Remember that Satan is an anagram of Santa, and Santa gets little kids to sit on his knee.
Makes you think, eh?

By: ron

ron — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:42:06 +0000

you should get Jesus & Mo to introduce us to their friend Yid… that would really get things going!