Comments on: laugh

By: Ophelia Benson

Ophelia Benson — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:17:46 +0000

Is not a chip, is a two by four! Does not chafe; builds muscle.

By: FireFox

FireFox — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:20:38 +0000

Well, obviously we were speaking of a character in a comic strip, Ophelia. I assure you that my crush on this character sight unseen must at least suggest a good measure of non-objectivity of women on my part, however mythical she may be. Would you not agree?
Would it not also be safe to assume that my affection for intelligent women would automatically eliminate my chances for winning her affections if I were to objectify her?
Is the chip on your shoulder beginning to chafe?

By: Ophelia Benson

Ophelia Benson — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:19:07 +0000

Oh get an inflatable doll for fuck’s sake. Thinking about sex all the time doesn’t mean men having to think of all females in terms of how hot they are or in terms of possessions for men to pass back and forth.

It’s all the same crap. It’s either the burqa or ’she’s so hot!’ No room for women to be just human.

The barmaid thinks you should all grow the hell up.

By: Uncle Roger

Uncle Roger — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:58:25 +0000

Hmmm… or is that just me?

By: Uncle Roger

Uncle Roger — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:56:12 +0000

I hate to be the one to break it to you, Ophelia, but even though atheists don’t have God telling them how terribly, terribly naughty sex is, they still think about it a lot.

By: Ophelia Benson

Ophelia Benson — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:47:15 +0000

“how can the barmaid be anyone�s wet dream when only J&M know what she looks like?”

I have no idea! Yet there’s a lot of stupid locker room chat here about how hot she is. It’s a tiny bit point-missing.

By: newyorkette

newyorkette — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:52:58 +0000

heeeheeeheeheeehee!

By: FireFox

FireFox — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:01:49 +0000

Exactly.

By: Mr Gronk

Mr Gronk — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:48:38 +0000

Er, Ophelia, how can the barmaid be anyone’s wet dream when only J&M know what she looks like? FireFox is obviously in love with Barmaid’s beautiful mind.

By: JoJo

JoJo — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:47:44 +0000

I am more liberated. I do not presume to announce an intention to marry the barmaid. I respect her individuality. I would so have sex with her, though.

By: JohnnieCanuck

JohnnieCanuck — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:16:47 +0000

You do realise this is a patriarchy I’m making fun of, don’t you Ophelia? Besides, the arrangement I was offering would be in Heaven, where there is no sex because everything is pure and bodiless. Soulmates only.

If you too would like to spend eternity in witty intellectual repartee with the lady, you know my terms. Should she not find you amusing, there’s always the money back guarantee, so what have you got to lose?

ps Firefox, the barmaid told me she much prefers browsing with you.

By: Ophelia Benson

Ophelia Benson — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:07:33 +0000

“One day I will find this pub and marry that barmaid…For 10% of your income for the rest of your life, I will arrange that after you die, you get to be with the barmaid for eternity.”

It’s actually up to the barmaid, and she has no interest in marrying any of you. She also wishes you would stop driveling about how hot she may or may not be. She has better things to do than to be your wet dream. You don’t even get that about her, yet you think you want to marry her. Oy gevalt.

By: andrea

andrea — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 12:49:09 +0000

Mine wasn’t loading at work but was ok at home. Both on IE7. I checked for IE updates on the microsoft site and updated them. It’s working fine now.

By: FireFox

FireFox — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:52:05 +0000

When Mozilla released that browser, I thought hey, someone is finally recognizing my awesomeness….’bout damn time, too.

By: Toast in the machine

Toast in the machine — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:25:12 +0000

Aha – I see it. Cheers Firefox. I don’t remember why I went back to IE – I will try to stick with your namesake from now on.

By: jerry w

jerry w — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:12:55 +0000

The bloated virus magnet Internet Explorer (i.e. I.E) is from Microsoft,
no good shall ever come from this earthly Hell.

By: FireFox

FireFox — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 01:40:00 +0000

May I also suggest a java update on the user end. You may even be surprised and find one awaiting your approval down in your taskbar.

By: FireFox

FireFox — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 01:33:56 +0000

I just tried it my IE and it works fine. I am running version 7 I believe. IE is not my normal browser of course, but it opened this page just fine on my end. Perhaps some windows updates on the user end?

By: Toast in the machine

Toast in the machine — Sun, 31 May 2009 22:30:41 +0000

(Not that I access J&M at work of course. Slip of the tongue).

By: Toast in the machine

Toast in the machine — Sun, 31 May 2009 22:20:53 +0000

I’ve had problems accessing J&M using IE for about a week. At work where I access via a large a network it loads but the pages automatically constantly refresh. (You can stop it using the ‘STOP’ page load button). I’m glad it’s not just my PC which is screwed up, but I don’t know what’s causing it. I’m in Firefox now and it seems fine.