Twat.

I’m surprised how anyone can call a Muslim ‘stinkin’ knowing how much care they take about personal hygiene, which is more than can be said for some…

(sorry)

(I’ve studied most religions on the planet, looking for something that made sense. Never found it.)

But really guys, you need to learn a bit about religion before you go bash it, otherwise you sound just as ignorant as the Super-Christies and the Insanoslamists.

Oh, and yes, I’m one of those believers, but that doesn’t mean I can’t doubt

Actually, shitting while sitting is awkward on the bowels. A crouch is a much better position. Healthier. And I find it more comfortable. It’s also more hygenic, as you’re not sharing a seat.

TRiG.

I noticed that whilst the dingbat sat on his left hand to eat he did actually prepare his food with both hands. So you can smear turds all over your food during preparation but not when you are actually eating (presumably you give the shit encrusted bits to someone else).

The same channel also put out the following:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p5nK2L1i7E&feature=related

Which irrefutably proves that women have germier/stinkier piss than men. Allah told this to mo. The University of Baghdad proved it. Therefore this is incontrovertible proof that Allah exists. Fucking lunacy.

When I worked in Saudi Arabia the guys wiped their arses with sand.

Daoloth – re your 11.07 post. Cracking last line.

And so true about bog paper. As with the ban on pork the magic mumbo jumbo book should say “wipe your arse with sand and don’t eat pork – UNTIL YOU HAVE INVENTED FRIDGES AND BOG PAPER YOU FUCKWIT!”. Mind you, the same could be said about Jews and shellfish/pork (just demonstrating impartiality here).

Last moslem crap/defecation related ancedote. My mate Pierre was a French Greek combi who lived in Egypt. He could never work out why there were always footprints on the bog seat in western style toilets in Cairo. The locals used to stand on the seats and crap down the hole – so they sort of understood the process.

I seem to remember hearing that the whole (right) hand amputation as a punishment included being unable to eat communally – and therefore becoming a social out-cast.

http://boskolives.wordpress.com/2008/06/09/how-john-mccain-can-mcdo-it/

check this nutter on youtube saying how he is a good muslim and cursed by left handedness so he eats while seating on his left hand to make sure he only uses the correct hand.

check at the end the proverb about sucking your fingers, precious stuff.

he says, “you use your left hand to eat and you claim to hate satan?” lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85KYhsdqGMY

click on the link, you will thank me.
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I think that sinister is from Latin and deals with the left side. And if memory serves, in heraldry the diagonal bar that starts in the upper left side and goes to the lower right represents evil, I think it’s called something like Bar Sinister, whereas the opposite angle (lower left to upper right) is called Bar Pursang, something about purity. Of course, I’ve eaten a lot of acid since I learned about that stuff, so it might be all just so much flashback nonsense.