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By: fenchurch

fenchurch — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 15:11:10 +0000

*sing-song* Ophelia is jeal-lous, Ophelia is jeal-ous

Let me try my hand:
“Hey baby, do you want a re-fill on your quiver-full?”
“How’s that husband working out for ya?”
“I hear that once you ‘go rogue’ you never go back. ”
“What kind of dessert do stoners in your state eat when they get the munchies? Baked Alaska!”

Dang it, I’m no good at picking up chicks.

By: Timothy (TRiG)

Timothy (TRiG) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:56:29 +0000

It’s at times like this I find I’m glad I’m not straight. What would it be like to be attracted to Sarah Palin? I pity ye. Truly.

TRiG.

By: Jesus

Jesus — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 08:13:48 +0000

Ophelia – you can butter the flies on MY wheels ANY day of the week!!

By: Mo

Mo — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 08:12:43 +0000

Hey Jude, I’d like to na-na-na YOUR na-na-na-nas!

By: Trevor

Trevor — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:02:15 +0000

As if we need a reason.

By: Hobbes

Hobbes — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:48:31 +0000

Maybe so, but it was too tempting. After all, didn’t she say that she is a hottie mom? Told everyone. Yeah, she did.

By: Ophelia Benson

Ophelia Benson — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:49:54 +0000

Well done fellas – you missed the point. It wasn’t a challenge to come up with genuine sexual innuendo!

By: CT

CT — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:42:01 +0000

Mohammad has even lower standards. Even 9 is ok.

By: Jude

Jude — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:22:29 +0000

Infantile, just plain infantile.

By: JohnnieCanuck

JohnnieCanuck — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:57:53 +0000

“And any time you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain”