Comments on: mass

By: KrateKraig

KrateKraig — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:34:31 +0000

That is just plain fracking hilarious!
…And brilliant.

By: Yelinna

Yelinna — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000

Hey, Mo! That’s a great idea! The problem is that the “holy” cracker melts quicky in your mouth.
And here’s my secret confession to the entire world: The “holy” cracker makes me get stomacal gases, this is the truth, that cracker is really bad for me.
(well, a +2000 years old corpse isn’t so healthy as some people may say)

By: Hobbes

Hobbes — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:10:12 +0000

I have a good excuse. I’m solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short. And, I never cease to marvel at the depth of religious idiocy.

By: ede wolf

ede wolf — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:28:36 +0000

THOMAS Hobbes, I presume?
How could you write the “Leviathan” , get almost burned on top of your books, and still marvel at the fanatic ignorance of believers? Guess you will be waiting another 400 years for any age of reason. Glad to meet you, anyway.

By: Flonkbob

Flonkbob — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:22:51 +0000

Hobbes, I think it would make a believer an IDIOT.

“If you don’t want people to laugh at your beliefs, stop having such funny beliefs!”

By: Hobbes

Hobbes — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:40:50 +0000

It never occurred to me that transubstantiation was actually believed. I’ve known what it was supposed to represent, but err, believing in it literally? Wouldn’t that make a believer, a literal cannibal?

By: carolita

carolita — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:03:52 +0000

You can only desecrate the body of christ if you actually believe in it, or do it in the head of someone who does. How do you punish someone for doing something that only takes place in your head? That’s what I’d like to know. Oh yeah! I forgot! You kill them for blasphemy! Duh!

So simple.

By: Hobbes

Hobbes — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:02:12 +0000

I crack(er)ed up over this. Still laugh every time I think of people getting their bloomers in a bunch over someone holding a cracker hostage.

Seems like this is something of a modern day slant on Plato’s Allegory of the Cave. Transubstantiation believers prefer the comfort of the passing shadows rather than to be blinded by factual truth. And, it sounds like many of the shadow (cracker) believers would love to chase down the educator and kill him.

By: Poor Richard

Poor Richard — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:17:22 +0000

When you’re a kid, and you catch some weird bug, you put in the lettuce leaf for it to eat. We pan-fishermen feed our cricket bait moistened lettuce, and this helps them stay lively and healthy so they can swim down and grab the bluegills or perch or whatever. And I’m sure leaves were used in old times to make a poltice to cure scoop-shaped wounds, such as a cookie cutter might make. All this is perfectly clear to me.

What a funny strip! I remember when I was I kid I KNEW that grape juice wasn’t wine. My daughter’s pastor (Methodist) even calls it “juice.” Now, she really is messing with orthodoxy right there. I used to want to go down to the basement kichen of my childhood church and finish off all the little cups that hadn’t been drunk.

But it was scary down there and I would have been caught, like always.

By: tie

tie — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:10:46 +0000

lol,

you would not want the cracker to starve to death… hope it’s vegetarian