Comments on: wafer

By: fenchurch

fenchurch — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:12:00 +0000

@Daniel– the jesus cracker must be pretty low in fibre if you have to wait 3 friggin’ days for it to “resurrect”.

By: professional

professional — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:07:05 +0000

Hello. I think you are eactly thinking like Sukrat. I really loved the post.

By: Jerry w

Jerry w — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:04:33 +0000

I don’t care if it rains or freezes,

‘long as I have my pasta Jesus……..

Well, someone had to update that old standard.

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By: Jana Cova

Jana Cova — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:06:06 +0000

Have you ever seen the film El Crimen de Padre Amaro (Father Amaro’s Crime)? There was a character, an elderly nutty woman, who collected wafers, and later on, she fed her cats with them. Her cats were almost heard to reply ‘Amen’ when giving to communion to their crazed owner.

By: JMo

JMo — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:19:44 +0000

I don’t know which is better the cartoons or the comments. I found this site by accident and it reminded me of a friend who have a strange sense of humor like you guys. He reffered to Easter as “dead-guy-on-a-stick-day”. I know but I still laugh out loud every time I think of him. Of course I sent him the link to this site. Keep up the good work….

P.S. if you choke and die on the “cracker” do you go straight to heaven???

By: louis

louis — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:52:45 +0000

@clovis:
v. good!

By: r00db00y

r00db00y — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:56:34 +0000

If I’d have known that the wafer literally becomes the body of Christ, I’d have asked for it medium-rare on all those occassions I was parentally frog-marched along to our weekly cult jams.

So if you’re bulimic and Catholic, does that mean you’re self-aborting Jesus after every holy meal?

By: JoJo

JoJo — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:05:22 +0000

And another thing.. does this mean that when your devout Catholic goes for a post Communion Poop, he is actually shitting the Little Baby Jesus down the pan? If the crumbs have to be washed down in to consecrated land after Communion, should we not be having loo-blu’s loaded with Holy Water just in case? Is there a market for the Holy Stool on eBay? Radical Sapphoq could have missed out on a real money spinner, given the potential raw material in his High School stash.. Oh I give up.. this is just too easy to ridicule.. Spoils the fun..

By: radical sapphoq

radical sapphoq — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:45:11 +0000

At the Roman Catholic high school I was forced to attend, there was a chapel in the front of which was a separate room where the priest hid his supply of communion wafers. My best friend the Pegasus found it. Consequently, we both snuck in there regularly and kept ourselves stocked with some munchy manna.

Those were the days…

spike

By: Mr Clovis

Mr Clovis — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:58:18 +0000

$1million now, or the wafer gets it.