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By: Hobbes

Hobbes — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:30:24 +0000

Thanks Francine. Wow! I assume that means 72 virgin men. So, heaven, to a fundi Muslim, is an orgy with first-timers. Wonder where Allah would find that many virgins anyway?

By: Francine

Francine — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:03:40 +0000

Hobbes: My religion lecturer is something of a feminist, and she insists that Muslims do believe female suicide bombers get 72 virgins.
I’m not entirely convinced they do all believe that, but apparently that is the official word.

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:01:59 +0000

Or even worse, 72 virgin males trying to figure out which hole is the right one!

By: Hobbes

Hobbes — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:54:47 +0000

I wonder if female suicide-bomb terrorists get 72 studs?

By: prozacville

prozacville — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:02:30 +0000

Please do not show Mo in skimpy swim-gear again.

I’m becoming disturbingly turned on by it all…

By: r00db00y

r00db00y — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:23:14 +0000

LOL! Damed if y’do, damned if y’don’t

tie, it’s simple really. Keep them covered so men aren’t swayed, kill them quick to get them upstairs and voila; countless virgins for all his beloved martyrs.

By: Hobbes

Hobbes — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:13:05 +0000

Score one for Amun-Ra!

By: Rob

Rob — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:01:45 +0000

Jesus is looking a bit thin there. Mary (as every good Jewish mother would be) must be worried sick about him wasting away.

By: ticticboom

ticticboom — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:42:40 +0000

@tie:

To them, it’s just a bonus.

By: tie

tie — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:08:38 +0000

lol

would like to hear the Muslims excuse for Allah condemning the chosen ladies of Islam into a lack of vitamin D in their lives,

maybe uv lamps are a miracle and should be part of any muslim household.

By: Poor Richard

Poor Richard — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:18:56 +0000

SUN worshppers now? Well, that would make lots more sense.

I thought Woody Allen WAS Jesus. Modest, Jewish, self=sacrificing, a martyr to our human weaknesses, creative, preachy, funny looking, full of sick jokes, etc. etc. But then, aren’t we all?

Poor Rick says, “If it itches, scrap it.”

By: JuliÃ¡n Rodriguez Orihuela

JuliÃ¡n Rodriguez Orihuela — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:51:49 +0000

Jesus sounds like Woody Allen on this one

By: Demon

Demon — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:09:51 +0000

Note that Oral ingested Vitamin D is not the same as Sun generated Vitamin D.