You have the Burden of Proof, not us.

Ok. There is absolutely no evidence anywhere for a flood that covered Mount Everest.

Now,let’s see. The bible is but one cultural interpretation of our vast universe among many such interpretations.

If the mythology of marauding nomadic herdsmen can be considered true, then how much truer must be the sophisticated mythologies of the more advanced (and certainly more ancient) philosophies of China and India?

Trying to remember all those metaphors would be difficult, unless one had turtle recall.

Yes, the way these people shuffle real things around and hide them under metaphors, it feels like a shell game.

I’ll get me coat.

So arensb got it almost right! And he thought he was joking! Hah!

And when we cry, “Save us, o mighty turtles!”, they hear us not, and continue pointing only to one another…

Perhaps we should worship Cthuthlu instead? Sure, there’s the eating and the dying, but that has to better than being ignored, right? I mean, we’re getting snubbed by turtles here!

Except, of course, that it is only a metaphor. I forgot.