Comments on: added http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/ Two prophets, living together. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:52:27 +0000 hourly 1 By: 't Zaller http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-175034 't Zaller Tue, 13 Sep 2011 20:02:53 +0000 http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-175034 You've got it all wrong, infidels. Now keep this to yourselves, but word on the street is that Mary had the medical condition known as an anal fistula - that is: a hole between the anal and the vaginal tubes, don't look it up on google images - which can cause women visited through the back door to become miraculously impregnated. Bad birth-control tactic, but what were Mary and Joseph to do in those olden days? You’ve got it all wrong, infidels. Now keep this to yourselves, but word on the street is that Mary had the medical condition known as an anal fistula – that is: a hole between the anal and the vaginal tubes, don’t look it up on google images – which can cause women visited through the back door to become miraculously impregnated. Bad birth-control tactic, but what were Mary and Joseph to do in those olden days?

]]> By: Paper Hand http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-117407 Paper Hand Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:34:25 +0000 http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-117407 Roodboy - What are you talking about? I grew up Lutheran, in a relatively liberal branch of the church, and the virgin birth was believed there. Which branch(es) of Lutheranism believe that? Roodboy – What are you talking about? I grew up Lutheran, in a relatively liberal branch of the church, and the virgin birth was believed there. Which branch(es) of Lutheranism believe that?

]]> By: peterNW1 http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-77423 peterNW1 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:50:51 +0000 http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-77423 In the Greek translation of the Old Testament, made by Jews in Egypt in the 2nd century BC, Isaiah 7:14 reads "virgin", not "young woman." This suggests that the original Jewish understanding long before Christianity even existed was that a "virgin" would conceive. In the Bible a "sign" means a miracle (Jesus was often asked by doubters for a "sign" so that they could believe.) A young woman conceiving is hardly a "sign", a miracle. This happens every minute of the day. A virgin conceiving would however be a "sign". It seems that Jews originally believed that a virgin would miraculously conceive. Then, after Christains claimed Jesus was born of a virgin, Jews changed their story and claimed that the 200 BC translation was in error. In the Greek translation of the Old Testament, made by Jews in Egypt in the 2nd century BC, Isaiah 7:14 reads “virgin”, not “young woman.”

This suggests that the original Jewish understanding long before Christianity even existed was that a “virgin” would conceive.

In the Bible a “sign” means a miracle (Jesus was often asked by doubters for a “sign” so that they could believe.) A young woman conceiving is hardly a “sign”, a miracle. This happens every minute of the day. A virgin conceiving would however be a “sign”.

It seems that Jews originally believed that a virgin would miraculously conceive. Then, after Christains claimed Jesus was born of a virgin, Jews changed their story and claimed that the 200 BC translation was in error.

]]> By: huh http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-76463 huh Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:48:19 +0000 http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-76463 Out of curiosity, how does the Trinity thing interact with the possibility of an Oedipus complex? Out of curiosity, how does the Trinity thing interact with the possibility of an Oedipus complex?

]]> By: Anton Sherwood http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-51540 Anton Sherwood Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:15:30 +0000 http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-51540 So (according to Lutherans) did Junior have two souls? So (according to Lutherans) did Junior have two souls?

]]> By: r00db00y http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-19009 r00db00y Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:16:29 +0000 http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-19009 TB, That's just the intention; to keep people worshipping it. Gone are the lessons of good-will to all, do unto others and thou shalt not do (lets be honest) bad things like kill, steal, lie and give one to your best mates missus, all replaced with "this is the word of the Lord", an eye for an eye (actually, these days it's more like "an eye for a tooth, a tooth for an eye"), guilt, fear and celibacy. It's no secret that the original texts have not only been severely mistranslated, but edited so as to be unrecognisable as what was originally scribed. All to keep various churches (namely the Catholics) in positions of power through PR. Noga, I stand corrected, thanx. TB,

That’s just the intention; to keep people worshipping it. Gone are the lessons of good-will to all, do unto others and thou shalt not do (lets be honest) bad things like kill, steal, lie and give one to your best mates missus, all replaced with “this is the word of the Lord”, an eye for an eye (actually, these days it’s more like “an eye for a tooth, a tooth for an eye”), guilt, fear and celibacy.
It’s no secret that the original texts have not only been severely mistranslated, but edited so as to be unrecognisable as what was originally scribed. All to keep various churches (namely the Catholics) in positions of power through PR.

Noga,
I stand corrected, thanx.

]]> By: Noga http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-18790 Noga Sun, 01 Apr 2007 20:25:07 +0000 http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-18790 r00db00y is wrong. The Isaiah prophesy says: Here the maiden lady will give birth to a son... The "maiden lady" is a translation of "Ha-gvira Ha-alma". "Ha-gvira" means a high born lady; "ha-alma" means a young unmarried woman. The original Hebrew points to a young unmarried woman of an aristocratic family. r00db00y is wrong. The Isaiah prophesy says: Here the maiden lady will give birth to a son…

The “maiden lady” is a translation of “Ha-gvira Ha-alma”.

“Ha-gvira” means a high born lady; “ha-alma” means a young unmarried woman. The original Hebrew points to a young unmarried woman of an aristocratic family.

]]> By: Freunde der offenen Gesellschaft » links for 2007-03-29 http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-17564 Freunde der offenen Gesellschaft » links for 2007-03-29 Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:22:08 +0000 http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-17564 [...] Jesus and Mo » Archive » added (tags: jesusandmo.net jesus christentum maria) [...] [...] Jesus and Mo » Archive » added (tags: jesusandmo.net jesus christentum maria) [...]

]]> By: TB http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-17270 TB Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:08:54 +0000 http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-17270 Why is everything about Christianity so badly wrong and intentionally mistranslated and people keep worshipping it? Why is everything about Christianity so badly wrong and intentionally mistranslated and people keep worshipping it?

]]> By: biocs_nerd http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-17177 biocs_nerd Tue, 27 Mar 2007 14:35:37 +0000 http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/27/added/#comment-17177 Woah. I didn't realize this! The story is clearly bunk, but I didn't realize there was actual evidence *within* the bible itself. Got some links for us? Woah. I didn’t realize this! The story is clearly bunk, but I didn’t realize there was actual evidence *within* the bible itself. Got some links for us?

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